Pizza in a cone with a side of bacon vodka….

So if you didn’t think that pizza vending machines and cheese perfume were odd enough…. you can now buy an ice cream cone full of your favorite pizza toppings…. and for those adventurous few….wash it down with a bacon vodka martini. HMMM…. ok.

So we really need to start on some back story before I go into complete freak out mode on the FDA….

Bacon Cocktail, for the real liquor connoisseur… apparently is becoming more popular among bar patrons… Right, I mean personally I love to smell like bacon next to my date, maybe I should wear the cheese perfume at the same time and become the ultimate aroma secreting explosion. MMM.

Here is a video featuring Don Lee of PDT on how to make a Maple, Bacon-infused Bourbon Cocktail from New York Magazine.

Pizza Cones, a different kind of craze, equally as strange in my opinion. I mean I guess if I just closed my eyes and thought of it being a falafel or a gyro?…. No. It is flaky and falls apart so you look like a fat kid trying so hard not toget it all over your clothes, and in the end being unsuccessful. I had the immense pleasure of enjoying one of these bad boys a few weekends ago and it was so messy I ended up throwing it away after 2 bites. The toppings were so heavy that they caused to bottom of the cone to fall off so I had to do this weird sideways angle bite, you know the kind where you begin thinking that if you just turn it a little it won’t spill. WRONG. After ruining my favorite pair of flats I gave up.

But for those of you that are intrigued by the to go pizza, it may actually be a better idea than the vending machines, because it is portable. Here is one site that specializes in the cones called Kono Pizza. The company pegs itself as the “Future of the Pizza and the Pizza of the Future”, without destroying historical ties to the recipes.

Another good site to check out has other foods in cones, not just pizza. So you could be walking to work with Asian beef,  BLT sandwich, teriyaki chicken, philly cheese steak, chicken and peas, an omlette….whatever… Crispy Cones, has it.